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Joke of the Day

"Wanna have a little fun? Go to Facebook and post ""Anyone know a good lawyer?"" Then sit back and watch the speculation run wild!"

"Why don't cats play poker in the jungle... ...theres too many cheet-ahs"

"What does Hillary Clinton call a Trump supporting turtle warming itself in the sun? A basking deplorable"

"A man is knocked out during a robbery.His wife and children are brutally murdered- Pixar: Gee it's kinda dark ...Ok a FISH is- Pix: YES."

"Why don't pirates ever have girlfriends? Because all the women they know are hookers."

"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."

"Darling, what does pedophile mean? I'll tell you when you're older."

"Unreliable eye witness testimony is the reason chameleons are nature's most elusive and successful serial killers."

"I've replaced my friends insulin with heroin. This is the most expensive prank I've ever done but it's ok, I'll rob him when he's dead."

"What do you get when you vaporize a king? A noble gas."