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Joke of the Day
"what idiot named them jet skis instead of boatercycles"
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"I don't always try to use big words but when I do, I accidentally tell a mother her toddler was a necrophiliac today instead of narcoleptic."
"A grand jury is made up of a cross-section of the community. I ride the train w/the cross-section & it's mostly people peeing on the floor."
"Why was the tomato blushing? ...because he saw the salad dressing"
"What's dumber than a box of rocks? The hippie carrying it. What's dumber than that? The yuppie buying it. What's dumber than that? The box of rocks"
"So Ramadan started the other night. I too like to celebrate. I like beef Ramadan noodles, but only use half the packet cause of the MSG."
"What's it called when you remember a good meme? A Memento"
"I'm okay with most drugs... But cocaine is where a draw the line."
"What do you call a religious man with low pH? An acidic Jew."
"No need to write it down, I've a photographic memory *looks hard af* *pukes polaroid*"