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Joke of the Day
"I trimmed all the bushes in the front yard to make my house look bigger."
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"If anyone needs an ark, I Noah guy."
"""The snack that smiles back..."" ""Babies!"""
"Statistics. Studies show that almost 213% of statistics are inaccurate."
"I told my doctor I broke my leg in two places. He said I should prolly not go to those places anymore."