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Joke of the Day
"A ghost from last century left a YellowBook at my door like the Internet never happened."
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"What do you call Mexicans living in the USA? Illegal aliens. LOL"
"How do dogs like to have sex? RUFF!"
"100% of car accidents happen within exactly five miles of something. If you're within five miles of anything right now, move."
"My late wife was abducted by a troupe of travelling Mime artists. The police informed me, they did... Unspeakable things to her."
"Every snack you make, every meal you bake, every bite you take, I'll be watching you. Dog"
"You can't ruin a friendship with sex. That's like trying to ruin ice cream with chocolate sprinkles."
"How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It doesn't matter they don't have any power."
"What has two legs and bleeds profusely? Half a cat"
"For the last few weeks, whenever I get into a conversation with someone... I just wanna say ""ISIS, Donald Trump, Leonardo Dicaprio, Bye."""