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Joke of the Day

"A ghost from last century left a YellowBook at my door like the Internet never happened."

"I bet other balls don't like Wiffle Balls because of their holier than thou attitude."

"Why did the cowboy get a wiener dog? He wanted to get a long little doggy."

"Justin Bieber only pretends to retire on Twitter, worst Christmas ever."

"BIack man found shot to death. 27 bullets in total. Police say it was the worst case of suicide they had seen."

"I organized a threesome for (NAME)'s last night of freedom. There were a couple of no-shows, but he still had fun."

"You know how Feminists say, ""The only thing men think about is sex."" We also think ""Should I risk it and not wear the condom?"""

"Me: Oh yeah, baby. Tie me up and put a blindfold on me...Grrrr. Him: Erm...I'm only here to rob the bank...and I have a boyfriend."

"What do you call an Native American slut that gives directions. A Navajo. I'll leave now."

"A photon is going through airport security. The TSA agent asks if he has any luggage. The photon says, ""No, I'm traveling light."""