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Joke of the Day

"I was worried about the population problem But then I realized we just shouldn't give a fuck."

"Where does Christian Grey make photocopies? FedEx Kinky's"

"Doctor, can you have a look at my penis... Doctor: I don't see anything wrong with it? I know it's magnificent isn't it?"

"I used to work in restaurants before switching to information technology... ... The biggest difference is that the phrase ""my server went down on me"" is no longer a good thing."

"You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That's common sense leaving your body."

"Chinese Proverb: Man who run infront of car get tired... Man who run behind car get exhausted"

"What do you call a panda that graduates last in its class from medical school? Dr. Bear Li"

"My wife & I couldn't agree on which psychic to go to. They were all sad and depressing. ""What did you do?"" We finally found a happy medium"

"absolutely despicable that gingerbread men are forced to live in houses made of their own flesh"

"I accidentally hired a wordsmith instead of a locksmith and now my latched threshold has been compromised by a metallic puzzle solver."