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Joke of the Day

"[date] Me: Are you a serial killer? You have to tell me if you are. Him: That's a cop. Me: Changing the subject, just like a serial killer"

"A body was found.... In the bus station early this morning. A man was drowned in milk, buried in Cheerios, with a banana stuxk in his ass. Police suspect a cereal killer...."

"Yeah but how do misinformed people feel about it?"

"Why was Good Friday a favorite Nazi holiday? Because people all over the world celebrated the death of a Jew."

"Why did Sally fall off the Swing?? Because She had no arms...... Knock Knock Who's There?? Not Sally........"

"Why did Hitler really commit suicide? He got his gas bill."

"Q: Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book? A: They all have phones."

"I've always wanted to shake Muhammad Ali's hand Unfortunately, Parkinson's beat me to it."

"Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac..? He lay awake at night wondering if there really was a dog..."

"Break up by making swimming motion arms every time they want to hold hands."