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Joke of the Day

"An apple a day keeps doctor away... ... so do the sticks and stones."

"SANTA: Mhm, and I see here that you have the power of flight, which wo- SUPERMAN W/ ANTLERS TIED TO HIS HEAD: Look, I really need this job."

"I have submitted 10 jokes now trying to reach the front page... no pun in ten did."

"How did the Norse god of mischief celebrate his birthday? With a low-key event"

"What's grey and comes in buckets? An elephant!"

"Everyone my age is older than me..."

"I just put on sine trousers I haven't worn since a wedding in 2001. I found a Nokia 3210 in the pocket... It still had 2 bars of battery. *some trousers"

"So I went to a zoo today... But it only had one small dog. It was a shih tzu."

"I saw a man at the beach yelling ""Help, shark! Help!"" I just laughed, I knew that shark wasn't going to help him."

"My girlfriend just found out I've been sleeping with a barmaid I just hope that none of this gets back to my wife!"