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Joke of the Day

"An apple a day keeps doctor away... ... so do the sticks and stones."

"My family leaves lights on that I didn't even know we had."

"33, Male, Jerusalem. You?"

"I'm reading the newspaper with a vengeance. This time it's personals."

"What did the right nut say to the left nut? This guy in the middle thinks he's hard!"

"My experience with organized crime was getting two friends to help me tip a vending machine while I reached up inside for chips."

"Out with the cat for a walk. We are still at my doorstep. It's been 15 minutes."

"I told my friend I hope to deliver a joke half as well as her some day. Sadly, we men will never know the joys of childbirth."

"Why does Wally (Waldo) always wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted! I'll let myself out."

"Eggs What does an embryo say when it's serious? No yolk!"