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Joke of the Day
"Why don't sea-gulls fly over bays? Because then they would be bay-gulls."
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"Q. Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven? A. Because if they all went it would be Hell."
"I'masinglesexuallyfrustratedastronaut.YouknowwhatIcouldreallygofor? aSpaceBar"
"You have something big inside you. Share it with the world: MetamucilTM"
"Who cleans up after Seeing Eye Dogs?"
"there's a pile of shoes by the door and you're looking for the pair that will be the quietest for when you leave"
"who lives in a pineapple in the back of the white van Spongebob, go meet him kids he has free candy, go and look"
"What do you call a female chicken that goes ""cock-a-doodle-doo""? A lesbi-hen"
"What do you call a group of undead police officers? Zombie Acopalypse"
"If it wasn't for the random passerby with the horrific deformity, I wouldn't know nearly as much about what the top of my shoes looked like."