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Joke of the Day

"there's a pile of shoes by the door and you're looking for the pair that will be the quietest for when you leave"

"We all have that one friend who thinks they can sing...and if you can't think of who, that friend is you."

"What do Bristol Palin and Iraq have in common? It's just so hard to pull out."

"Sometimes I wish I knew more than just a few jokes. </clever one liner>"

"If optimus prime was a pokemon, what would his most used attacks be? Transform and rollout. (When you tell this to people wait and see if they guess it)"

"Why was the waffle jealous of the pancake? The pancakes was flattered."

"Naming my law firm/night club ""Mullet."" People will have to walk through the business in the front to get to the party in the back."

"I was verbally abused as a child. The bigger verbs at school would kick my ass. ""Stop conjugating yourself!"" they'd say mockingly."

"A Blind Man Walked Into A Bar... and a table."

"German boy Why did the German boy go to Summer camp? I don't know he did notsay!"