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Joke of the Day

"You have something big inside you. Share it with the world: MetamucilTM"

"I don't believe Trump when he says he doesn't smoke In the past 2 months I've seen him smoke 2 Cubans."

"How come if ants are always so busy they always get time to show up at picnics ?"

"Q) What's the difference between love and hate? A) Usually about 6 months."

"At school we were always taught the pull-out method doesn't work... ...but like many teenagers, it hasn't stopped the UK trying anyway."

"On the set of a movie... ""Alright folks that's a wrap"" ""Actually sir it's a panini"" ""Ugh..Take five"" But there weren't enough paninis for everyone to take 5"

"Niantic's customer support minor text fixes Edit: The title **is** the joke."

"Toronto Police have found a head, hands, and a foot in a river. There are no theories yet but the hokey pokey has not been ruled out."

"I heard Tim Howard's daughters are all still virgins. Cause ain't no balls getting past him."

"Bikes a bike cannot stand on its own because it is two tired."