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Joke of the Day

"who lives in a pineapple in the back of the white van Spongebob, go meet him kids he has free candy, go and look"

"What do you call a sleepwalking Nun? A roamin catholic"

"When can you tell your waitress is having a bad day? When she has a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pencil."

"What did the hat say to the tie? You just hang here, Ill go on ahead"

"Why did the boy stop using his Sony, his Boombox, and his Bose Radio? He stopped believing in stereotypes."

"January 29, 1802, 2 AM: I hope this letter finds you well. Are you up? March 2: I am, good sir April 6: Would you kindly come over? May 9: K"

"Where do you learn to make ice cream? Sundae School"

"What's the award for being the world's best dentist? A little plaque."

"What did one vampire say to the other vampire? Is that you coffin?"

"Wifey: We should get a chest freezer. Me: We don't need a freezer that big. Wifey: What if we need to hide bodies? Me: I love you."