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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a group of undead police officers? Zombie Acopalypse"
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"What do you call a black pilot? You call him a pilot! you racist!"
"I'll bet you, like me, average the most ""uh""s per sentence when ordering at a fast food drive thru."
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? That's not funny."
"My girlfriend stormed off after she accused me of cheating and I denied it. But no, I really wasn't fucking anyone named Sirius."
"What is the captain of the starship enterprise's favorite drink? Picardi and coke"
"My friend told me about a wonder food that he discovered that contains protein, fiber, and good fats That's nuts, I told him"
"What did the pervert say to the Sex Detective? I'm sorry officer I didn't know this was your jurisdicktion. I heard this on a movie years ago, can anyone guess which one it was?"
"Q: What does a blonde owl say? A: What, what?"
"What's the prize for getting the Human Papilloma Virus? You get an a-wart!"