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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a female chicken that goes ""cock-a-doodle-doo""? A lesbi-hen"
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"TRUMP: if elected i'll build a protective wall. I'll call it the great wall *advisor whispers in his ear* i'll call it the really great wall"
"Two men walk into a BAR... The third one ducked!"
"Why did the pirate become a tenor? Because he has a lot of experience on the high C."
"I do feel bad for some of you who complain about all the unwanted attention you get on Twitter. Maybe you should try notepad, or word."
"the chemistry between me and any kind of food is just whoa"
"What is the difference between Jared Fogel before prison, and Jared now? Before prison he was paid to eat footlongs."
"What is the difference between the abominable snowman and the abominable snowwoman ? Two abominable snowballs"
"When you ""assume"" you make an ""ass"" out of ""Ume,"" my Hawaiian buddy, who hates assumptions."
"What do you say when you friendzone a brony? Friendship is magic."