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Joke of the Day

"Why did the girls fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense"

"What do you call a singer who enjoys spicy food? Frank Sriracha"

"How can you tell if a farmer is a good farmer? He's out standing in his field"

"""We should see other people"" PIGEON: coo ""It's not u it's me"" - coo ""I'm breaking up w/ u"" - coo ""I'm sleeping w/ ur brother"" - not coo"

"If Thom Yorke and Emily Haines hooked up... ...would it be called radiometric dating?"

"It's not fair to blame Pizza Hut for my weight gain. It was more of a Domino effect."

"I BELIEVE A WOMAN'S PLACE IS IN THE KITCHEN 20% of the time."

"What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a cat."

"Why did the entrepreneur decide to go into the landfill business? He heard it was a growing field."

"A man came home to find his wife in bed with a stranger. ""What the hell are you two doing?"" He demanded. His wife turned to the stranger and said, ""See, I told you he was stupid."""