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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the apple speak to the orange ? because he didn't know Mandarin"
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"""Hey Juan, let me tell you a funny joke yeah?"" ""Joke!"""
"Did you hear about the epileptic Roman? [](/badjoke) He had a Caesar."
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"Heard this from an eight year old: What's green and pecks on trees. Woody Wood Pickle"
"My friend called me from a private number last night so I just returned the favor by knocking on his door with a ski mask on."