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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? In the case of the bmw, the pricks are on the inside."

"Why did the junkie walk into the pet store? To buy some quack croakaine!"

"Blackpeoplemeet.com is racist. What about Asians and Hispanics? What they really need is Nonwhitepeoplemeet.com"

"Technically, setting someone on fire is burning calories."

"How do you spot a blind man at a nudist beach? It's not hard.."

"Whoever first said ""No news is good news"" never had their cable & Internet go out for two days"

"My farts are so strong..... I can make bubbles in the shower!"

"Last night I had a dream that I was a muffler. I woke up exhausted."

"How many dyslexics does it screw to take in a lightbulb?"

"How does Rudy Giuliani count to 10? He doesn't; he skips 1-8 and says 9-11 ten times."