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Joke of the Day

"Famous last words ""with this snow, the road looks like a sidewalk!"" Jimmy exclaimed, Famous last words..."

"I can never tell if a mother duck is being dutifully followed by her ducklings or chased by a gang of young duck criminals."

"How many karma whores does it take to change a lightbulb? When this gets 700 up votes I'll let you know"

"What do North Korea and my girlfriend have in common? Neither want me coming inside them."

"A blind guy and a homeless man walk into a bar... The blind guy says to the bum, ""I'm drunk, what's your excuse?"" ...My attempt at a ""walks into a bar"" joke..."

"I saw an alarming stat the other day. Apparently 25% of women are taking medication for some sort of mental illness . . . That means that 75% of women are walking around unmedicated!"

"Jokes What is a good bee joke"

"RISE & SHINE ** Q: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish? A: Every morning you'll rise and shine!**"

"If 4 people having sex is a foursome.... 3 people having sex is a threesome... And 2 people having sex is a twosome... Does that make me handsome?"

"How do you know your at a gay BBQ? The hotdogs taste like shit."