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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the epileptic Roman? [](/badjoke) He had a Caesar."

"What's the first thing a 16 yr old, from Arkansas, says after sex? Get off me Pa you're crushing my Copenhagen!"

"What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boyscout comes back from camp!"

"I Saw a Jewish Ghost Last Night... I was so scared I started to shiva."

"What does a dog become after it 6 years old? Seven years old."

"Lucky I didn't get caught... I was nailing this chick in the park the other weekend. And I was so lucky not to get caught. Supposedly crucifixions are illegal these days"

"Interview: ""What's your greatest weakness?"" *I look at my watch then lean in* How much time do you have?"

"I hate how everybody is acting like they love this new pope so much and they're such big fans but probably can't even name 3 of his songs."

"Why is Caitlyn Jenner's stomach bad for you? 'Cause it's full of trans-fat."

"When my wife falls asleep in a public place, I shake her a little and yell, ""DON'T YOU DIE ON ME!"" People always clap when she wakes up."