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"""Who's got two thumbs and finds this joke funny?"" ""Not this guy!"" -Thumb amputee victim"
"M.Night Shamaylan Joke When you go to a regular movie, a friend asks you ""so how good was the movie?"" When you go to an M.night Shamylan movie a friend asks "" So how bad was the plot twist?"""
"In soviet Russia, shop boys pet you! You're welcome."
"So a pimp is berating one of his girls nsfw ""You've got no tits and your cunt's too small"" ""Fuck you. Get off my back."""
"So my girlfriend wants to roleplay as a 14 year old... I told her ""why bother? You'll be 14 in a few years anyway"""
"where do you go when you're fly to death? the terminal"
"What do you get when you cross Jesus with a dinosaur? A velocirapture"
"How do you make a Gorilla stew? You keep it waiting for three hours!"
"What do you call a flying Jew? [NSFW] Smoke."