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Joke of the Day
"Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?"
Next Joke
"I asked the barman why he wouldn't serve me. All he kept saying was, ""Too drunk."" He should really stop drinking on the job."
"Why did they stop feeding cows the round bails of Hay in Texas? Because they weren't getting a square meal."
"Things I hate: lists, Oxford commas, and irony."
"How do you know if a girl is on her period? Shut up!"
"Barista: How do you take your coffee? Me: Orally."
"What do you call a bird who never remembers song lyrics? A hummingbird"
"What do we want? -SHITTY MUSIC COMPILATIONS! When do we want them? -NOW! THAT'S WHAT I CALL MUSIC"
"What kind of olives do I like? Olive them"
"What do you call smutty pictures of birds? Pornithography."