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Joke of the Day
"How do you know if a girl is on her period? Shut up!"
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"What do women and dog-poop have in common? The older they get, the easier they are to pick up."
"""All the single ladies... All the single ladies... All the single ladies..."" - list of girls who wouldn't talk to me in high school"
"What's the name of the Russian Bee Gees cover band? KGBGs"
"Kanye and Kim Are having their 2nd baby That's the joke."
"Charles Dickens walks into a bar... and orders a martini. The bartender asks ""olive 'er twist?"""
"You must be an angel, because your texture mapping is so divine!"
"I just borrowed $10,000 from my mom to place a bet at a casino here in Vegas. Tiger Woods better win the Super Bowl this year."
"Go into the confessional today and see how long it takes the priest to realize you're describing Batman's life."
"Prognosis? Doctors are reporting that a man was admitted to the hospital last week and found to have at least a dozen plastic horses inserted in his rectum. His condition is ""stable""."