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Joke of the Day

"I asked the barman why he wouldn't serve me. All he kept saying was, ""Too drunk."" He should really stop drinking on the job."

"If I was an enzyme, I would be DNA Helicase So I could unzip your genes."

"What's a Redditor's favorite food? Copy pasta! ^^I'm ^^so ^^sorry"

"Cows What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean Beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Your mom."

"I ejaculated six feet earlier. Strange, usually I ejaculate semen."

"There once was a man from Peru Whose limerick was three lines too few."

"How many men does it take to wallpaper a feminists house? Only one, but you have to slice him REALLY thin!"

"What commercials are the longest? Viagra"

"My best friend died in a freak boiling water accident. He will be mist."

"Patient: Doctor every night i see ants playing football Doctor: It's okay take these pills Patient: No way tomorrow is the final"