194225
Joke of the Day
"What do you call a bird who never remembers song lyrics? A hummingbird"
Next Joke
""" Could the cereal your children eat every morning be killing them? Tonite at 11 on abcnews56 we will tell you"" "" After several studies , no. """
"People who use the wrong words sometimes should have the humidity to admit it."
"COP: don't worry sir, we'll find your kids as soon as we can. ME: no hurry."
"I have a friend named Scott who still forwards chain emails. As soon as I figure out what to do w/ the body I'll be Scott-free."
"If I ever meet someone who's been in a coma since 2004, I'm trying to sell them a USB drive for $150."
"Whenever I confront the messy baker I'm always walking on eggshells."
"There is a man with a friend who is a ninja.... The man asks, ""Ninja, can you help me out with this lightbulb?"" The ninja replies ""Shur-i-ken!"""
"When does CPR become necrophilia?"
"Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry? Because it's always on a sundae!"