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Joke of the Day

"What do we want? -SHITTY MUSIC COMPILATIONS! When do we want them? -NOW! THAT'S WHAT I CALL MUSIC"

"I went to a sandwich shop and ordered a pastrami sandwich, but I received a meatball marinara. Whoops, wrong sub"

"Genie: 1st wish ME: I wish for a pen G: #2 M: another pen G: wtf M: I already lost the 1st pen G: and ur 3rd M: ur not going to believe this"

"Who's concerts cost only 45 cents to attend? 50 Cent ft. Nickelback"

"Sir. Your burrito is $5.97. With guacamole, your total comes to $386,932.32"

"Did you hear about the band Kansas getting arrested for kidnapping at the airport? They tried to carry-on my wayward son."

"Do you know whats really odd? Numbers not divisible by 2."

"Someday when I run out of comic books, I'd like to try this sex with girls I've been hearing about."

"What do you call a German with a cold?"

"Why don't men install urinals in their houses? Their wives just wouldn't stand for it :)"