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Joke of the Day
"What happens when a T-rex gets strep? His throat becomes saurus."
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"Whoever invented the knock knock joke.. Should get a no-bell prize"
"If asked 'Whats up?' respond 'An animated film about the journey of a boy & an old man' then wink & fly away carried by hundreds of balloons"
"I could literally eat every day and not get sick of it."
"My friend William joined the army He is uncomfortable with the phrase ""Fire at Will"""
"How do you call a prison inmate? With a cell phone."
"What's DJ Khaleds favorite phone One plus one, because it has another 1"
"We're so festive in Boston that we do the whole ""Don't drink the water"" thing the entire week of Cinco de Mayo."
"Saw a guy missing his left arm and leg, and asked how he was doing. ""Eh, I'm alright."""
"How do you kill a circus? ...go for the Juggler!"