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Joke of the Day

"Great jokes are like miscarriage. They never get old."

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"What do you say to a thin American? How's the chemotherapy going?"
"When Your Girlfriend or Boyfriend Block You It,s Called An E-DIVORCE :D"
"Why can't women explain feminism to men? Because they need a man to do it for them"
"What do you call it when you see a smart blonde A dream"
"Do you know why Stevie Wonder can't see his friends? He got married."
"I don't understand why so many of you are unhappy. They sell vodka where you are, don't they?"
"I used to piss my pants in front of my 3rd grade class.... And it cost me my entire teaching career.."
"MBA: A course that teaches you, how the world is financially screwing you over while financial screwing you over"
"Doing things that you are not supposed to do at work makes your vision, hearing and alertness much better."