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Joke of the Day
"Why did no one like the Eskimo accountant? Because he was cold and calculating."
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"What did the Bra say to the Hat? I'll hang around here, you go on a head."
"Do Muslims scream Allahu Akbar when they blow their load into a goat? No, they just whisper it so the goat doesn't get startled."
"What does a Turkey eat when it's hungry? An Armenian!"
"What's the difference between the space shuttle and a 2.5 kiloton bomb? The crew."
"Floyd Mayweather is unbeaten Can't say the same about the women in his life"
"I'm afraid of Spotify ruining music the way Facebook ruined friends."
"What is the epitome of sex with the elderly? Knitted condoms!"
"Americans: Iran and Iraq are countries, not Apple products, so say their names properly."
"Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray? Because the label said, ""Contents Under Pressure"" Got this joke from my brother :D"