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Joke of the Day
"Why was Luke Skywalker convicted of rape ? He used the force ."
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"What did the house say to the other house when it fell on it. Get off me Homes."
"why is history called his-story because no one wants to read about 6000 years of cooking and cleaning...zing"
"Do You Know Why The Scarecrow Won The Nobel Prize? Because he was outstanding in his field!!"
"What do you call a boner at an early morning funeral? Mourning wood"
"What do fat girls and scooters have in common? They're both fun to ride.....until your friends see you."
"Why can't moccasins play the blues? They've got no sole."
"When Adam and Eve ate the apple I remember thinking, ""Well, that's a sin, but at least it's original."""
"Why did the man have to sell his hospice? It was a dying business."
"What's the boob of a nun called? Sanctity."