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Joke of the Day

"Show me a man who every morning greets the sun with a smile.. ..and I'll show you a man with a tanned gum."

"Our guide called the bear tracks I found bike tracks. Laugh it up pal, but if these bears are on bikes we're all going to die out here."

"Did you hear they finally published that book about clocks? It's about time."

"if accidentally consumed consult a doctor immediately, phew good thing i did it on purpose"

"What does a man with no honey do? He cantaloupe."

"Being left-handed is unacceptable. It's just not right...."

"Me: I'm hot blooded check it and see got a fever of 103! 911: Did u call earlier about having a bad case of loving me? M: maybe 911: stop"

"How do you make holy water You stab it with a knife over and over"

"Dad, was I a cocky teenager? Only when you watched Baywatch in your pyjam.... DAAAD!"

"Whats the difference between a circus and The Rockettes? The circus is a cunning array of stunts..."