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Joke of the Day
"Why did the biology magazine put a picture of gametes on their cover? Because sex cells."
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"On the scene of a murder.. ""Detective, we found a pool of blood in the suspect's room!"" ""Hm, sounds disgusting. Clean it up and continue looking for evidence."""
"Why don't old people have sex? Have you ever opened up a grilled cheese?"
"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool."
"Two termites go on a date.. Waiter: what would you like to order sir? Termite: Table for two."
"Did you hear about the scarf that Eva Braun knitted for Hitler? He said it was kampfy and that he reiched it a lot, but that it could have used fuhrer stitches."
"Have you heard the joke about my penis? Nevermind, no one ever gets it."
"HOUSE: I had dreams but no I'll just stay here & let u live in me, fine whatever WIFE: Did u hear something ME: It's just the house settling"
"Why don't Black people like to go on cruises? ... Because they're not falling for that one again."
"What do you get when you cross the New World Order and risque behavior? The Illuminaughty"