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Joke of the Day
"Why did the biology magazine put a picture of gametes on their cover? Because sex cells."
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"I asked my gf to get the paper for me... ...She said ""Don't be silly, borrow my iPad"". That spider never knew what hit it."
"I read to blind kids in my spare time. Their favorite book is ""2dots1dot3dots 4dots3dots 5dots2dots1dot 2dots1dot5dots."""
"Adele has confirmed that her new album will be called 25... Not for her current age, but for the number of snickers bars she had for breakfast"
"Those luxury car ads with a sexy couple zigzagging through the hills should really end with the passenger puking on the side of the road."
"My parents just googled me and now they're crying"
"How do you hold an umbrella for a feminist without offending said feminist? She doesn't need one. The glass ceiling keeps her dry."
"Everyone says to do a job you love. So i bet suicide bombers always have a blast."
"A wind turbine asks his friend what his favourite genre of music is To which he responds: ""I'm a big metal fan."""
"Which is the most dangerous animal in the Northern Hemisphere? Yak the Ripper"