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Joke of the Day

"Honestly, after an hour of Disney Channel I don't give a shit about the future"

"What did the slutty girl buy at the furniture store? One nightstand."

"I had to chase a mugger after he stole my wallet He really gave me a run for my money!"

"There's a hole in the nudist camp wall... The police are looking into it."

"What did the big carburettor say to the little carburettor? ""Don't inhale so fast or you'll choke."""

"So my ex-wife is a bird lover... she always wanted a black cockatoo"

"What is a paranoid man's favorite food? Who wants to know?"

"What do you call a Muslim abortion clinic? Counter-terrorism"

"I was watching a tv evangelist this morning and it made me realize how much I'm looking forward to the Rapture. Yeah, I can't wait until all these ""Christians"" are gone."

"What do you get if you cross Socrates with a dentist? A flossopher!"