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Joke of the Day
"Why was the math book sad? It had a lot of problems"
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"whenever i watch the tv show Friends, i imagine im the seventh friend, Dirk, who just stays home while all his friends do stuff without him"
"What do the American dollar and the American dress size have in common? Both have had to adjust for inflation."
"Two deer are outside a gay bar And one says, ""I can't believe I just blew 50 bucks in there"""
"For sale: 2 dead birds (Not going cheep)"
"Did Ilean ever get in touch with you? ""Ilean who?"" I lean over and you kiss my ass!"
"How much does a rabbi charge for a circumcision? Nothing, he just keeps the tips."
"You probably didn't hear about the power outage in New York City... I think the news should have shed more light on it."
"Saying the Punchline After the Setup What's the key to a good joke?"
"Let me make an iphone joke Never mind, Ill just come up with a new one"