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Joke of the Day

"Why aren't the Williams sisters competing against Michael Phelps? Black people can't swim."

"BROKEN CAGE Q: What did the bird say after his cage fell apart? A: ""Cheap, cheap!"""

"I heard the best geography joke today... I would tell you but you had to be there."

"[to other patients in psychiatrist's waiting room] I'm not like you people. This is court mandated."

"I named my vagina ""TARDIS"". It's bigger on the inside."

"If you watch COPS backwards it's just a bunch of people overcoming miraculous obstacles to win free drugs"

"a little corny but here it goes...what can u make with onions and baked beans? tear gas"

"Headed to the gym. Gonna work on my diptroids. My gluteralids. My quadrapeps. Maybe my trapaceptals. Definitely my vocabulary."

"There is no point of running away form a sniper. You will die from exhaustion."

"If Trump wins on Nov. 8th.... will his wife be called ""The Third Lady""?"