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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the Mexican racist? He joined the Que Que Que"
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"My own Mother called me a 'Son of a Bitch'. Then she told me I was adopted :("
"What do snowmen eat for lunch ? Icebergers !"
"An Irishman walks out of a bar. Edit: For clarification, that's the joke."
"A paedophile, a sadist, and a Priest walk into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink."
"I'd like to personally invite Conan to bring his entire show to Nebraska. We can work out details later."
"Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof? Because he wanted to feel his oats!"
"""Why is there a jar of pickles in the bathroom?"" ""I like pickles."" ""Do you eat them when you're on the toilet?"" ""Ewww! EAT them?! Gross!"""
"What is a pirates favorite letter? Many think it's R, but his first love be the C."
"NIETZSCHE: god is dead! he remains dead! and we have killed him! ME AS NIETZSCHE'S LAWYER: your honour we're gonna need a recess"