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Joke of the Day

"NIETZSCHE: god is dead! he remains dead! and we have killed him! ME AS NIETZSCHE'S LAWYER: your honour we're gonna need a recess"

"A muslim opens a stir-fry restaurant in Hawai. He called it ""Aloha-Wok-bar""."

"What does Harry Potter call his penis? His Magic Johnson."

"Did you hear about the guy with the right side of his body removed? What you see is what's left"

"Where does a catholic cat go when it dies? Purrrgatory."

"I call bullshit on the Chinese language. There's no way that shit is real."

"I'm pretty sure God is a Black Woman Who else would be a single parent whose Son was killed by the authorities under suspicious circumstances?"

"One of America's Longest Running Gags... Trickle-down Economics"

"Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation? He said ''So that I can feed my lads with m'lasses!"

"A fish asked a lobster why he gets boiled alive The lobster replied ""your face looks boiled"" The fish says ""I guess you can't be roasted"""