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Joke of the Day
"Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof? Because he wanted to feel his oats!"
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"When I left home, my mum said, ""Don't forget to write."" I thought, ""That's unlikely... It's a basic skill, isn't it?"""
"Two candles wanted to get high... They lit up and got low instead. Happy 4/20!"
"""i have good news & bad news"" wife: bad news 1st ""the washing machine broke"" wife: and the good news? ""the dogs are clean AF"""
"How do you find a blind guy on a nude beach? It's not hard"
"Today I was hit in the back of the head with a bag of ice I was knocked out cold"
"Here's a joke about cancer... about 1/3 of you guys will get it."
"What do you do to an elephant with three balls? Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!"
"Oscar Pistorious wanted to buy a new bathroom door His girlfriend was dead against is"
"Doctor, How was the surgery? surgery? But... was this not an autopsy???!!!"