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Joke of the Day
"An Irishman walks out of a bar. Edit: For clarification, that's the joke."
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"hah woops!! someone asked me what's up, i tried to say ""not much"" and ""just chillin"" at the same time, accidentally said ""hitler was cool""!!"
"Pretty arrogant of Red Delicious Apples to put ""delicious"" in their name. Like calm down. You're still just an apple. You ain't no prize."
"What's the difference between the wind and a blonde? Some days the wind doesn't blow."
"What do you call a Hebrew that lives in the Alpines? A Mountain Jew."
"Jon Snow ask a wildlings how to have.. sex. she said , you know nothing jon snow."
"Why did the Dick go to the 7-11? To get a Slurpee!"
"I've been on my best behavior ever since the words ""you can be charged as an adult"" applied to me"
"Hey guy in your car behind me, Your honking isn't going to make me type any faster."
"6yo wants to ""have a conversation"" with the class bully's parents. Either he's mature beyond his years or he's a mobster."