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Joke of the Day

"""Why is there a jar of pickles in the bathroom?"" ""I like pickles."" ""Do you eat them when you're on the toilet?"" ""Ewww! EAT them?! Gross!"""

"Q: What do you give a dog with a fever? A: Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)"

"How can the eurologist tell if he is looking at a man or woman? Well, there is a vast difference."

"My Proctologist does horoscopes which, I guess, makes him an Asstrologist."

"Any leftover cabbage can and will be shredded and mixed with mayo - Cole's Law"

"How is a pirate like a trumpet player? They both murder on the high C's."

"Where do you take a sick ship? To the doc(k)!"

"In the Czech Republic abortions are known as cancelled Czechs"

"How many cynics does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter. Lightbulb is going to die anyway."

"What's the worst thing you can hear after giving Willie Nelson a bj? I'm not Willie Nelson."