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Joke of the Day
"What do snowmen eat for lunch ? Icebergers !"
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"What happened to the witch with an upside down nose? Every time she sneezed her hat blew off."
"What do a slinky and your mother in law have in common? They're both fun to watch tumble down stairs."
"Hung like Einstein smart as a horse... Thanks dad."
"Why don't they have driving classes and sex ed on the same day in Saudi Arabia? Because the camels get tired."
"Faving a tweet = Quietly having sex with someone. RTing a tweet = Introducing the person to your friends."
"Shout out to octopi. The spiders of the sea since 1981."
"What vegetables do plumbers hate the most? Leeks"
"*unplugs grandpas life support to charge my vape*"
"You don't need a parachute to go skydiving You need a parachute to go skydiving twice."