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Joke of the Day
"What is a pirates favorite letter? Many think it's R, but his first love be the C."
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"What happens when the fog lifts in California? UCLA."
"I don't want to just eat Olive Garden. I want to eat OLIVE it."
"What is a Jamaicans favorite country to visit? Yeahman"
"him: [slipping my panties off] why are u wearing 2 pairs of panties me: I'm not him: [sliding another pair off] omg how many are u wearing"
"I can deal with shootings and police harassment. But it's January 4th and some maniac is playing Christmas music. Time to leave the ghetto"
"What's the difference in jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick down your throat!"
"I'm so tired of people saying Hillary sucks... She doesn't. Just ask Bill and Monica."
"He doesn't know the meaning of fear... but then again, he doesn't know the meaning of MOST words."
"Yo mama so old, When she farted dust came out!"