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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend says a 4"" penis is just fine. Still, I wish she didn't have one."
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"What do vegetable do when they got robbed? They dont."
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"For lunch today I ate three lunches."
"Lying through your teeth doesn't count as flossing"
"You can convince people to go anywhere with the promise of free food."
"I ""pet zone"" girls. It's like the friend zone, but, I only hang out if your dog will be there."
"Q: What's the difference between a horse and the weather? A: One is reined up and the other rains down."
"Today is my birthday and I turned 25 Jokes on me my insurance didn't go down."
"There are two rules for success... 1. Never reveal everything that you know."