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Joke of the Day

"I ""pet zone"" girls. It's like the friend zone, but, I only hang out if your dog will be there."

"Dustin Diamond aka 'Screech' arrested for bar stabbing... Will he be, '""Saved by the Bail""?"

"What country does every one called Andy come from? Peru, because it's the home of the Andes!"

"You'd think the chances of putting in a USB drive wrong side-up would be 50-50, but nope, 90-10."

"""I can't wait to nail you later"" *whispers to the new picture I just bought*"

"I hate when people say, ""He's a nice guy once you get to know him."".....So in other words, ""He's an asshole but you'll get used to it""?"

"My brother was in a car accident yesterday and lost his left arm and left leg. Well actually, he's not my brother... he's my half-brother. He's all right now."

"HR: You know why we called you down? Me:Hm. Promotion? HR: You know we monitor internet usage right? Me: I'd like to reporting a hacking."

"Someone stole all the toilets from the local police station Detectives have nothing to go on."

"[interview] What is your biggest weakness? ""Sometimes I'm too succinct"" Can you give an example? ""Yes"""