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Joke of the Day
"I ""pet zone"" girls. It's like the friend zone, but, I only hang out if your dog will be there."
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"TIFU by taking a shower. I wonder if they've noticed it's missing yet?"
"I ditched my ex gf. For lying. Lying under my best friend."
"Just saw myself naked in a full length mirror, and I had an epiphany. Either someone in my family tree had sex with the baboon or pissed off a gypsy."
"I remember the last thing my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket He said ""How far do you think I can kick this bucket?"""
"""You need to stop doing chest workouts, it looks like you have boobs,"" said my wife. ""That makes one of us then,"" I replied."
"My signature move, is pulling on a push only door, when attempting to get it for a woman."
"Today I gave my dead batteries away.... Free of charge!"
"Never treat someone like an iPhone when they treat you like a BlackBerry."
"Justin Bieber getting tasered would be the most watched YouTube video of all time."