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Joke of the Day
"Today is my birthday and I turned 25 Jokes on me my insurance didn't go down."
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"In my office, I tried pushing the envelope... But it's still stationery."
"What is mozart doing nowadays? Decomposing"
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"Saw a sign on the highway that said ""Kill or Injure a Road Worker: $7,500"" but it doesn't tell me where to pick up the money..."
"I've seen in war movies where women have to smother their crying babies to get them to be quiet so how come never on an airplane?"
"Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat? Because if they fell forwards, they would still be in the boat."