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Joke of the Day

"Today is my birthday and I turned 25 Jokes on me my insurance didn't go down."

"Did you hear about the Ethiopian man that fell into an alligator pit? They say he ate 7 alligators before they could drag him out of there."

"My fake ID's finally ready. Can't wait to order off the kids' menu!!"

"What did the Native American pirate say when asked his heritage? Arrrrrr Metis!"

"Gandhi once got into a food fight... It was naan violence."

"I think the health care bill is unpopular because it lacks vampires."

"TRUE STORY Just made this restaurant change its ""All you can drink Brunch"" Policy."

"A lot of people say that what doesn't kill you makes you stronger... Stephen Hawking disagrees."

"Him: How much do you love me? Me: A bit more than pizza. Him: Me: But not as much as coffee."

"Never buy the first round cause that's when people care what they're drinking!"