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Joke of the Day
"What do vegetable do when they got robbed? They dont."
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"Today's my cake day! And I'm going to eat it too!"
"What's the difference between a robber and a politician? Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money."
"What If Google was a lesbian There will be more women empowerment :)"
"CASHIER: 300. ME: Ha, like the movie. CASHIER: Nice one, Seinfeld. ME: Ha, like the comedian. CASHIER: ... ME: Ha, like a mime..."
"What's the difference between Santa and a jew? Santa goes down the chimney."
"Did you hear Saudi Arabia's new slogan? Saudi Arabia the trade center of the world since our guys destroyed the last one."
"Knock Knock ""Who's there?"" ""9/11"" ""9/11 who?"" ""you said you'd never forget"" =("
"If Usain Bolt ever becomes a zombie we are all screwed."
"So Apple wants to diversify their company... They should just press the home button three times."