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Joke of the Day
"What do vegetable do when they got robbed? They dont."
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"When it comes to distinguishing male genitalia from female genitalia... There's a Vas Deferens."
"""Say hello to my little friend"" Great Movie Quote. Terrible bedroom talk."
"If I had known ""cuties"" were little oranges when my wife asked me to ""bring a few home,"" I could have avoided these awkward introductions."
"So a cinematographer, writer, and production designer walk into a bar.... and the director takes all the credit."
"I like my jokes convoluted. What did the vegetarian German probability-mathematician say to the multilingual butcher killing a pig? . . . . . . ""That's the wurst that could happen!"""
"A corgi walks into a bar Bartender: what can I ge... Corgi: I'll have a jack and coke Bartender: why the short paws?"
"What's the Difference between a Girl and a Woman? Prison"
"I changed my name in my daughters phone to God.... I texted her and said ""I saw that"" You should of seen her face Priceless"
"Where does the Lone Ranger take his trash? To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump."