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Joke of the Day
"There are two rules for success... 1. Never reveal everything that you know."
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"What did the left leg say to the right leg? Between me and you, we need a haircut. (I got this from some UK magazine years ago)"
"What's the difference between a joke and 3 dicks? Your wife can take 3 dicks!"
"The eyes are the window to the soul which is why I'm throwing pebbles at your face."
"My cat's name is Isis, so you can imagine my horror when I turned on the news and saw ""Isis believed to be allied with Al-Qaeda"""
"My doctor said I need to eat more Taco Bell He actually said I was constipated, but I understood what he meant."
"Doctors gave me an IQ test at the hospital. The results were negative."
"You should always wrap your hamster in duct tape. That way, it won't explode when you fuck it."
"Watch it bro, your mouth's writing checks your body can't cash. Because you write really sloppy with the pen in your mouth. Seriously, wtf?"
"Whenever I throw bread at the birds in the river I always miss Because they duck."