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Joke of the Day
"What's a pornstars favorite drink? 7 up in cider"
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"Dr: I was going to ask if you were sexually active but- Me [wearing hot dog costume]: but what"
"What's the worst thing a woman can hear after giving Willie Nelson a blow job? ""I'm not Willie Nelson."""
"How can you tell if a woman is bi-polar? She works at two different strip clubs."
"I really hate faulty vacuums. They suck!"
"Oh, you don't like my Lego jokes? BLOCKED HAHA, get it?! *retires*"
"Terminate an unwanted conversation with someone you haven't seen for years with the words, ""Wow. You've aged badly..."""
"I wish I was invisible & could fly... I'd then beat up a mime and see how much applause he gets."
"Why does a mother carry her baby? The baby can't carry the mother."
"What did the singers say right before they had sex? Let's duet! I am so proud for coming up with this one"