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"Oh, you don't like my Lego jokes? BLOCKED HAHA, get it?! *retires*"
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"""Scolding a cat after it does something wrong has been proven ineffective"" - cats"
"Miranda rights a lady police officer was reading the miranda rights to the guy being arrested "" what ever you say can be and will be held against you"" the guy says ""tits"""
"If you love Christmas so much, why don't you merry it?"
"What do you call someone sexually attracted to plants? A ChloroPhile"
"Him: let's play a game of rhyme. I'll go first. Romantic Me: Panic Him: Fun Me: Run Him: love Me: shove Him: this isn't going well. Me: hell"
"Why do people never eat clocks? Because it is very TIME CONSUMING. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LMFAO STFU"
"""I'm so wasted!!"" Vegetables in my refrigerator."
"What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jealous"
"Where do mice park their boats? At the Hickory Dickory Dock!"