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Joke of the Day

"What's the worst thing a woman can hear after giving Willie Nelson a blow job? ""I'm not Willie Nelson."""

"Why did the two knives go to the dance together? Because they both looked sharp!"

"Eat food with the fridge open in front of the other food to establish dominance as well as prepare for the next feeding."

"r/jokes is like a guy with short term memory loss. No matter how many times you tell him the same joke, he'll still laugh like he's hearing it for the first time."

"Scientists believe the world began with the ""Big Bang"". Chuck Norris shrugs it off as a ""bad case of gas""."

"Doctor Doctor I feel like a racehorse. Take one of these every 4 laps !"

"So today I met a guy who went to high school with OJ Simpson. I asked him what OJ was like back then. He was quite the lady-killer apparently"

"1-buy waterbed 2-fill with wine 3-get Capri Sun straw 4-never leave your bed again"

"What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black? A glimmer of hope"

"I got arrested for breaking into the Chinese restaurant. Don't worry, my attorney said that I'll probably wok."