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Joke of the Day
"I really hate faulty vacuums. They suck!"
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"A lot of people think your quarter life crisis starts at 25 but actually your whole life can be a crisis."
"How do you get a drummer off your porch? Pay for the pizza."
"A man is in a car wreck and is rushed to the ER. When he wakes up he tells the doctor: ""I can't feel my legs!!!"" The doctor replies: ""I know, I cut your arms off."""
"When a woman is in labor... When a woman is in labor and the pain is so unbearable, it is the closest she comes to understanding what it is like to be a man with the common cold. :}"
"Watching Benjamin Button. Never gets old."
"What kind of tea does water make? Humiditea."
"Customer spelling her name: Me: Is that V as in Victor or Z as in Zebra? Her: Z as in Xylophone. And this, kids, is why education is key."
"Why can Saint Nicolas never be prosecuted? Because of the Santa Clause"
"Who's the most popular guy on a nude beach? The one who shows up with a dozen donuts and two cups of coffee."