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Joke of the Day
"Dr: I was going to ask if you were sexually active but- Me [wearing hot dog costume]: but what"
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"I am one ""Mom!"" away from making the 6 o'clock news."
"What does American beer and sex on a boat have in common? They're both fucking close to water"
"What's the worst part about viewing porn on a windows computer? The sticky keys."
"It's pretty neat how owning a pool gives me an excuse to own every chemical needed to make a body completely disappear."
"What do you call a starving robot from space? A C3POpian"
"Which is the cheapest bicycle you can buy? A penny-farthing."
"What is the similarity between poop and aliens? They both live on Uranus"
"What did one coconut say to the other? Oh my god a talking coconut!"
"Spike Milligan: ""All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy."""