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Joke of the Day
"Dr: I was going to ask if you were sexually active but- Me [wearing hot dog costume]: but what"
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"What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Astor ! Astor who ? Astor the ball is over !"
"What does a dyslexic Christian worship? Dog"
"Where do you buy clothes for baby owls? the outlet"
"How did the lion lose at poker? He was playing with a cheetah."
"What do you say to the Montana barista when they overfill your chamomile? Beautiful"
"What do we do when chemists die? We barium."
"Man comes home early and catches his wife in bed with another man. husband says ""What the hell is going on here?"" Wife turns to the man and says ""Told you he was stupid."""
"Saying MILF... in an *incestous* family has a completely different meaning..."